22 March
War
I’m warning you right now: if you possess ovaries, hair-less legs and an ability to multi-task while simultaneously using a phone, this might rub you up the wrong way. But still, it needs to be said: Leave Men alone will you? Not all men are a waste of space; some do know what an abdominoplasty is. But recently I’ve come across numerous articles stating just that. So I thought I better set the record straight, for all those men out there who can’t defend themselves–
As a spokesperson for modern Man (an enormous responsibility upon which great pressure is mounted let me tell you…), I’d like to clarify a few things: 1) Not all men are incapable of multi-tasking; I have a good friend (who is straight) who can operate a phone while doing Sudoku and tying his shoelaces in one hand. Granted, the conversation you have on the phone with him makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but still, give us men a break. 2) Not all men forget birthdays and important things (just 99%). 3) Not all men talk and don’t listen. Indeed, I pride myself on listening as much as opening my big fat mouth. It’s not my fault that I don’t remember everything I am told–
OK, I am making fun of this now, but that’s the point. There are problems with men just like there are problems with women, but lets stop slinging mud, shall we? It’s enough to tell us and remind us. There’s no need to start a war.